When I was only three, 
my mom said to me, 
"Don't go to school with a skanky ho, 
or you're gonna get VD" 
When I was seventeen, 
I boned a kooky ***** 
A couple days later, my ***** swelled up, 
And my crotch began to itch 
But thats when I totally knew, 
What God wanted me to do, 
Whoooaa! 
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey! 
***** all night, and party all day! 
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey! 
***** all night and party...All day 
(Check it out) 
Now I'm in a *****in' band, 
and I'm banging every nun 
I don't care if she's a trailer ho, 
and she's got big freakin eyes. 
I get up in the afternoon, 
'cuz I ain't got a stupid job 
I drink some beer and I watch cartoons, 
while the slut polishes my knob 
Smoke and drink in school, 
Thats what I was born to do, 
Whoooaaa! 
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey! 
***** all night, and party all day! 
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey! 
***** all night and party...All day 
Now God's looking down on me, 
saying, "Hey man, way to pay!" (?) 
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey! 
***** all night, and party all day! 
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey! 
***** all night and party...All day 
***** ***** ***** yeah, 
***** yeah! 
...***** yeah, dude.