[00:02.34].
[00:04.73].
[00:12.87].
[00:27.55]If you don't golf, that's okay
[00:33.11]You can be a tiger anyway
[00:38.74]Lie through your teeth when things get tough
[00:44.05]Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough!
[00:47.87].
[00:48.49]
[00:50.00]If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
[00:52.56]Fertilizing ladies in the neighborhood
[00:55.44]Get real rich and you will find
[00:58.38]All the hot chicks will want to grind
[01:00.88].
[01:01.19]If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
[01:03.88]Grip that shaft like you know you should
[01:06.58]Get a platinum card it will be all good
[01:09.64]The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods
[01:14.77].
[01:15.20]Remember this when you're having fun
[01:20.84]Three holes are better than a hole in one!
[01:26.27]If the word gets out don't be afraid
[01:31.83]When a 9 iron's headed for your escalade
[01:35.77].
[01:36.14]
[01:37.76]If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
[01:40.32]Filling all the divets in the neighborhood
[01:43.14]Don't think about those 3 foot putts
[01:45.95]And cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts
[01:48.70].
[01:49.02]If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
[01:51.51]Text messages are never good
[01:54.32]Nail the girl at the driving range,
[01:57.20]Your life will change just like Tiger Woods
[02:02.20].
[02:03.02]Have your best friend book all your flights
[02:05.58]Tell your wife that you're golfing nights
[02:08.39]Get a call girl and maybe just chill
[02:11.14]Be willing to part with a 100 mil
[02:14.21]Bang a new porn star everyday
[02:16.82]Tell your sponsors it'll be okay
[02:19.71]Surprise them all with an invitation
[02:22.46]
[02:25.14]To a viewing of your first double penetration
[02:29.51].
[02:45.31]If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
[02:47.69]Poking all the holes in the neighborhood
[02:50.49]Tell your wife how it's gonna be
[02:53.31]Your driver is community property
[02:55.99].
[02:56.31]If you wanna be like Tiger Woods,
[02:58.88]Brett Favre did it, so you know you could!
[03:01.74]Become the king of your neighborhood,
[03:04.56]Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods!
[03:17.43]Just like Tiger Woods!
[03:20.68].