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If you don't golf, that's okay
You can be a tiger anyway
Lie through your teeth when things get tough
Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough!
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If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Fertilizing ladies in the neighborhood
Get real rich and you will find
All the hot chicks will want to grind
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If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Grip that shaft like you know you should
Get a platinum card it will be all good
The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods
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Remember this when you're having fun
Three holes are better than a hole in one!
If the word gets out don't be afraid
When a 9 iron's headed for your escalade
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If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Filling all the divets in the neighborhood
Don't think about those 3 foot putts
And cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts
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If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Text messages are never good
Nail the girl at the driving range,
Your life will change just like Tiger Woods
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Have your best friend book all your flights
Tell your wife that you're golfing nights
Get a call girl and maybe just chill
Be willing to part with a 100 mil
Bang a new porn star everyday
Tell your sponsors it'll be okay
Surprise them all with an invitation

To a viewing of your first double penetration
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If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Poking all the holes in the neighborhood
Tell your wife how it's gonna be
Your driver is community property
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If you wanna be like Tiger Woods,
Brett Favre did it, so you know you could!
Become the king of your neighborhood,
Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods!
Just like Tiger Woods!
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