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I f*cked 17 girls in a row last night
and 10 of them gave me head

I had to tip the maid a hundred dollar bill
to clean the wet spot off the bed, yes I did
The very next day I told the guys,
they flipped me off and said that's all lies
Got to admit I was a little peaved,
Stix and Lexxi wouldn't believe
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I f*cked seventeen

Seventeen girls in a row
What a dirty hoe
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I banged 17 girls in the grocery store
and never lost my erection, no
They had to mop all sperm in aisle 3
and some poop in the produce sex-sex-sex-tion, stinky
When I told the boys in the band they said motherf*cker,
you're out of your f*cking head
I don't lie about the girls I screw,
they're all so jealous 'cause they know it's true
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I f*cked seventeen
Seventeen girls in a row, yes I, yes I did
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Seventeen girls in a row
Seventeen girls, I shoot my blanks in every hole
Seventeen girls in a row
When I was done, they were begging for more
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I f*cked 17 girls at the trailer
park down in Memphis, Tennessee
I whipped out my d*ck and they got on their knees,
like they were all getting ready to pray
Wham to the bam to the thank you ma'am,
then I praised the Lord like Billy Graham
Hell, maybe where I'm gonna go,
but when we get there I'm pretty sure the Devil will know
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I f*cked seventeen
Seventeen girls in a row
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Sweet, young, juicy pussy
I f*cked seventeen girls in a row
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Hop on that cameltoe
I f*cked seventeen girls in a row
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