[00:02.01].
[00:04.13].
[00:05.57].
[00:16.47]Last night, I got so high
[00:19.09]I think I had sex with the cable guy
[00:22.41]Well I'll admit, it would've been funny,
[00:25.59]But that pole smoker stole all my drug money
[00:29.47]I buy chronic every week or so
[00:31.96]But I do it when I'm really really high on blow
[00:35.71]I'm wide awake, but it's hard to count
[00:38.59]I paid 1100 dollars for a quarter ounce!
[00:41.71].
[00:42.34]I like drugs but they don't like me
[00:45.47]My brain cells seem to disagree
[00:48.72]I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs,
[00:53.40]but they don't like me
[00:56.09].
[00:57.09]
[01:01.56]I was pounding some b*tch the other night
[01:05.01]Rolling on E man, feeling alright
[01:08.75]When I was high she was hotter than heck
[01:11.56]But I woke up to a face that looked like Shrek
[01:14.69]I get high, that ain't no lie
[01:18.19]But I can't afford another friggin DUI
[01:21.63]Doctor says "stop, or you'll be dying"
[01:24.89]I was gonna, but then you said you were buying
[01:28.27].
[01:28.58]I like drugs but the don't like me
[01:31.27]It's always better, when they're free!
[01:34.64]I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs,
[01:39.33]but they don't like me
[01:42.95]No they don't!
[01:45.27]Don't try and stop me, I can't be saved, oh yeah
[01:51.27]If I die tonight at least my balls are shaved,
[01:56.15]Can you necro-feel-it!
[01:58.58].
[02:11.14]Aaahhhhh yeah... I like drugs
[02:15.71]I do it when I'm chillin'
[02:17.77]Aaaahhhhhh yeah... I like drugs
[02:21.71]I've even snorted penicillin
[02:23.52]
[02:27.45]If I can crush it - it goes up my nose
[02:30.45]If it's smack I'll shoot it in between my toes
[02:34.01]How old am I? Nobody knows!
[02:36.95]My surgeon is my dealer so my age never shows!
[02:40.51]Vicodin, Valium, Percocet and crack,
[02:43.82]Everybody scream Heavy Metal's back!
[02:47.07]I like drugs but the don't like me
[02:51.76].
[02:52.20]I like drugs but the don't like me
[02:55.20]I'm driving right now to the next party
[02:58.51]I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs,
[03:03.20]but they don't like me
[03:08.45].
[03:11.70]Oh sh*t man,
[03:12.70]I'm getting pulled over again...
[03:14.39]Ah I better chug these beers,
[03:16.64]where's those pills, sh*t?
[03:17.70].
[03:18.95]Sir do you realize you were going 25mph on the freeway back there?
[03:22.45][Michael:] Well what's the f*cking speed limit? 15 mph?
[03:27.58]Sir do you have any Warrants?
[03:29.26]I got their first CD, but you can't have it motherf*cker! Later!
[03:32.39]
[03:40.50]I got a 5150 on a 2112, I'm following a 1984 yellow Camaro.
[03:45.31]Suspect looks like a chubby David Lee Roth...
[03:48.19]scratch that, more like a skinny version of Vince Neil!
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