[00:01.63]. [00:02.82]. [00:05.32]. [00:17.82]If you love your lady then here's some good advice [00:24.13]If you want her to stay with you then don't go treating her nice [00:31.19]If you buy her flowers she'll drop you twice as fast [00:37.06]So do what Steel Panther does and stick it right in her ass [00:43.26]. [00:43.50]Hit her in the sh*tter [00:45.50]Treat her like a critter [00:47.38]F*ck that lady right [00:50.57]Hit her in the sh*tter [00:52.07]Treat her like a critter [00:53.76]She won't put up a fight [00:56.31]. [01:08.00]If you're at the strip joint hanging out with the guys [01:14.62]When you get a table dance just look her in the eyes [01:21.37]Tell her that she's ugly and treat her really mean [01:27.37]She'll really want to f*ck you cause strippers have low self esteem [01:33.14]. [01:33.51]Then you can [01:34.51]Hit her in the sh*tter [01:35.76]Treat her like a critter [01:37.64]F*ck that dancer good [01:40.89]Hit her in the sh*tter [01:42.33]Treat her like a critter [01:44.32]Just like Ron Jeremy would [01:46.58]. [01:47.45]Hit her in the sh*tter [01:49.01]Treat her like a critter [01:50.76]Use your spit for lube [01:54.26]Hit her in the sh*tter [01:55.77]Treat her like a critter [01:57.45]Screw her poopie too [01:59.95]. [02:30.16]Don't be retarded, [02:31.72]you've gotta listen to my song (to this song) [02:36.85]Don't be afraid to get some peanuts on your dong [02:42.91]Hit her in the sh*tter [02:45.84]Gotta treat her like a critter [02:48.97]. [02:51.34]Treat her like a critter [02:53.09]F*ck f*ck yeah [02:54.28]Treat her like a critter [02:56.15]Woah, she really likes it [02:57.97]Treat her like a critter [02:59.66]Yeah, my little slut girl [03:01.41]Treat her like a critter [03:03.09]Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah [03:08.53]She likes it in the ass! [03:12.09] [03:18.62]Ooh yeah yeah yeah [03:22.06].