[00:01.84].
[00:03.91].
[00:05.47].
[00:06.41]I want to tell you 'bout something fun
[00:09.66]So I wrote you this song
[00:13.10]If you've ever been to Disneyland
[00:16.29]You know the lines can be real long
[00:20.22]But I got a ride that the b*tches love
[00:23.16]And you won't have to wait at all
[00:26.66]All you've got to do is ditch your boyfriend
[00:29.54]And give sexy Michael Starr a call
[00:33.23].
[00:33.54]I'll take your ass for a weenie ride
[00:36.91]Spread your cheeks and swallow your pride
[00:40.10]It's scary like a roller coaster
[00:42.10]It will stretch you out so wide
[00:46.47].
[00:46.72]Gonna take your ass for a weenie ride
[00:50.10]Hold on tight cause I'm coming inside
[00:53.35]It's better than a Ferris wheel or a water slide
[00:58.66]It's a weenie ride
[01:03.97].
[01:06.42]I want to sing about a thing that's funner than a swing
[01:10.04]And better than the Monkey bars
[01:13.04]You can take it on the couch or your water bed
[01:16.47]Or in the back of your Daddy's car
[01:19.97]And it's open all day, night time too, seven f*cking days a week
[01:26.47]It only shuts down intermittently so I can take a leak
[01:33.35].
[01:33.66]So put that snatch on a weenie ride
[01:36.79]Ride her face down or on your side
[01:40.04]You'll be amazed what you can fit in there
[01:43.11]When some leverage is applied
[01:46.24].
[01:46.87]Open your legs for a weenie ride
[01:49.99]You won't be the first to see it and cry
[01:53.55]Just bring the baby wipes and some astroglide
[01:56.80]
[01:59.06]It's a weenie ride
[02:03.18]Oh yeah
[02:05.44].
[02:26.81]Scream for me
[02:30.00]Scream out in ecstasy!
[02:33.07]Honey, once you've tried the weenie ride
[02:36.63]You're never gonna be the same
[02:39.94]Baby, how you gonna get to Heaven if you can't take a little pain?
[02:48.56].
[02:50.13]Step right up for a weenie ride
[02:53.37]It's even more fun when you're gagged and tied
[02:56.81]Oops, I think I got a little DNA
[02:59.88]All over your backside
[03:02.63].
[03:03.13]Go on and tell your friends about the weenie ride
[03:06.63]You can charge admission, baby, I don't mind
[03:10.00]Even with a big ol' Muff you won't get denied
[03:15.38]For the weenie ride
[03:20.81].
[03:22.31]Ooh
[03:27.19].
[03:30.31]Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride
[03:34.31]It's a weenie ride
[03:35.99]Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride
[03:40.75]Come spread your thighs
[03:42.56]Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride
[03:50.25]Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride
[03:54.12]It's a weenie ride
[03:56.87]Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride
[04:00.69]It's a weenie ride, yeah
[04:03.68]Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride
[04:06.62]Baby, baby, baby
[04:09.43]It's a weenie ride
[04:13.81].