Fifteen years the bus had waited 
Before it moved on into the town 
Eye liner worn by all their girls 
Through the night the war was fought 
Each "eye liner" took two small drops 
Reaction - 
Elation - 
Joy, Joy, 
Joy Every girl took in a doctor 
The Constitution says: "you must house the men" 
Each doctor undermined a plot 
All the weight that was soon lost 
They erected as a golden cross 
Remember the weight is no longer here 
Through the street girls sang 
The marching bands brought on the rain 
The Doctors stood by the gold cross 
One "eye liner" she had an idea 
She read the 
Book, the 
Golden Book 
It seems another 
Man had come across a cross 
Dr. Jones they crucified 
But, all their weight was returned back 
Ha, Ha for all the girls now