I've got a snapshot of your 
Aunt Maureen 
She's 90 and you're a teen 
I'm trying to cheer you up 
Don't be so mean, don't be so mean 
Crach, bam, now you're looking good 
Tip Top, now you're feeling good 
Once more, here's your 
Aunt Maureen 
Don't you feel good, don't you feel good [Chorus:] 
Tips For Teens, 
Tips For Teens, the kind you don't see in magazines 
Tips For Teens, 
Tips For Teens, the kind you don't see on 
T.V. screens 
Tips For Teens, 
Tips For Teens 
Wake up to music 
And say you're too sick to go to work 
Soon, you will lose all your zits 
Tight sweaters no longer fit 
Jetsetters will make their pitch 
I told you so, 
I told you so [Chorus] 
Don't eat that ice cream 
It is vanilla 
Give it to me 
Don't eat that pastry 
What's in the middle 
Give it to me 
Don't eat that burger 
Has it got mayonnaise 
Give it to me 
Keep that mystique up 
And wear a "D" cup 
No matter what 
Don't eat no curry 
Before a very 
Important date 
Do I look so knowing and old and wise 
Maby it's those 
Dacron ties 
How come you keep asking me 
For Tips For 
Teens, for 
Tips For Teens 
Crach, bam, now you're looking good 
Tip Top, now you're feeling good 
Once more, here's your 
Aunt Maureen 
Don't you feel good, don't you feel good [Chorus]