[00:04.24]The Count has an eye on his ankle
[00:07.80]And lives in a horrible place
[00:11.60]He wants all your money, he's never at all funny
[00:15.75]He wants to remove your face
[00:19.17]And you might be thinking what a romp this is
[00:23.16]But wait 'til you meet his accomplices
[00:26.80]When you see Count Olaf, you're suddenly full of
[00:31.04]Disgust and despair and dismay
[00:34.70]In the whole of the soul
[00:36.69]Of Count Olaf there's no love
[00:38.70]When you see Count Olaf, count to zero
[00:42.78]Then scream and run away!
[00:48.74]Scream, scream, scream and run away
[00:53.88]Run, run, run, run, run, run, run
[00:55.89]Or die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die
[01:00.57]Run, run, run, run, run, run, run
[01:03.38]Or die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die
[01:11.05]Two women with powdered white faces
[01:14.74]And one long-nosed bald man with warts
[01:18.61]Things worsen and worsen, there's a hook-handed person
[01:22.59]And others with nastier parts
[01:26.13]This evil and unpleasant crew
[01:29.94]Complete Count Olaf's acting troupe
[01:33.69]The goal of Count Olaf is getting control of
[01:37.69]The fortunes of urchins and orphans, hooray
[01:41.66]I mean, horrors, Count Olaf
[01:43.49]Is no laughing matter
[01:45.10]When you see Count Olaf, count to zero
[01:49.44]Then scream and run away!
[01:54.68]Scream, scream, scream and run away
[01:59.88]Run, run, run, run, run, run, run
[02:02.71]Or die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die
[02:07.00]Run, run, run, run, run, run, run
[02:10.26]Or die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die