[00:03.80]People gawk at the way you walk, you're a freakshow
[00:10.73]People squawk 'bout the way you talk, you're a freakshow
[00:18.00]People stare at your scary hair, you're a freakshow
[00:25.19]People glare at that hat you wear, you're a freakshow
[00:32.73]Real people want to know
[00:38.25]What it is about your face that irritates them so
[00:45.11]Real people stop and ask
[00:50.50]Why you wear that costume, and why don't you wear a mask?
[00:57.82]Normal folk think you're just a joke and a freakshow
[01:04.80]Normal types cross the street for swipes at the freakshow
[01:11.92]Even birds stop to drop their turds on the freakshow
[01:19.07]Even geeks, even other freaks hate the freakshow
[01:26.39]Real people fume and seethe
[01:31.86]How you dare to share the air the public has to breathe
[01:38.85]Real people ask you why
[01:44.04]With a face like you've got, won't you just lie down and
[01:06.73]Real people look on you
[02:11.60]Like something unpleasant for the garbage crew to do
[02:18.43]Real people question how
[02:23.96]Someone took a lobster's face and put it on a cow
[02:31.19]Real people say "har-har"
[02:36.43]As a monster movie actor, you could be a star
[02:43.25]And soon, you are!