作曲 : Andrew Lloyd Webber COMPANY: The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat RUM TUM TUGGER: If you offer me pheasant I'd rather have grouse If you put me in a house I would much prefer a flat If you put me in a flat I would rather have a house If you set me on a mouse then I only want a rat If you set me on a rat then I'd rather chase a mouse COMPANY: The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat RUM TUM TUGGER: And there isn't any need for me to shout it COMPANY: For he will do as he do do RUM TUM TUGGER: And there's no doing anything about it MR. MISTOFFELEES: The Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore RUM TUM TUGGER: When you let me in, then I want to go out I'm always on the wrong side of every door And as soon as I'm at home, then I'd like to get about I like to lie in the bureau drawer And I make such a fuss if I can't get out COMPANY: The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat RUM TUM TUGGER: And there isn't any need for you to doubt it COMPANY: For he will do as he do do RUM TUM TUGGER: And there's no doing anything about it BOMBALURINA: The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious beast RUM TUM TUGGER: My disobliging ways are a matter of habit If you offer me fish then I always want a feast When there isn't any fish then I won't eat rabbit If you offer me cream then I sniff and sneer For I only like what I find for myself So you'll catch me in it right up to my ears If you put it away on the larder shelf COMPANY: The Rum Tum Tugger is artful and knowing The Rum Tum Tugger RUM TUM TUGGER: Doesn't care for a cuddle But I'll leap on your lap in the middle of your sewing For there's nothing I enjoy like a horrible muddle COMPANY: The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat The Rum Tum Tugger doesn't care for a cuddle The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat RUM TUM TUGGER: And there isn't any need for me to spout it COMPANY: For he will do as he do do RUM TUM TUGGER: And there's no Miao~ There's no doing anything Doing anything about About it