[00:05.47]How do you do I
[00:07.54]see you've met my faithful handyman
[00:14.24]He's just a little brought down 'cause when you knocked
[00:19.93]He thought you were the candy-man
[00:24.00]Don't get strung out by the way I look
[00:29.00]Don't judge a book by its cover
[00:33.99]I'm not much of a man By the light of day
[00:38.00]But by night I'm one hell of a lover
[00:42.01]I'm just a sweet transvestite
[00:47.13]From sin...sational transylvania
[00:56.20]Let me show you around
[00:59.00]Maybe play you a sound
[01:01.23]You look like you're both pretty groovy
[01:05.77]Or if you like something visual
[01:08.84]That's not too abysmal
[01:11.02]We could take you in an old Steve Reeves movie
[01:16.57]
[01:21.40]We're both in a bit of a hurry
[01:24.67]We'll just say where we are
[01:27.83]Then go back to the car
[01:30.47]We don't want to be any worry
[01:34.23]Well You got caught with a flat
[01:36.96]Well how about that
[01:39.42]Well babies don't you panic
[01:43.34]By the light of the night
[01:45.71]It'll all seem alright
[01:48.34]I'll get you a satanic mechanic
[01:52.74]I'm just a sweet transvestite
[01:57.70]From sin...sational transylvania
[02:07.06]Why don't you stay for the night - night
[02:10.31]Or maybe a bite - bite
[02:13.00]I could show you my favorite obsession
[02:16.51]Ive been making a man With blond hair and a tan
[02:22.12]And he's good for relieving my tension
[02:25.95]I'm just a sweet transvestite
[02:30.72]From sin...sational transylvania
[02:40.04]I'm just a sweet transvestite
[02:45.16]From sin...sational transylvania