How do you do I
see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down 'cause when you knocked
He thought you were the candy-man
Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man By the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From sin...sational transylvania
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you like something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take you in an old Steve Reeves movie

We're both in a bit of a hurry
We'll just say where we are
Then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry
Well You got caught with a flat
Well how about that
Well babies don't you panic
By the light of the night
It'll all seem alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From sin...sational transylvania
Why don't you stay for the night - night
Or maybe a bite - bite
I could show you my favorite obsession
Ive been making a man With blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From sin...sational transylvania
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From sin...sational transylvania