Do you remember where we met at the turn of the century,
 Ripping up the dancefloors in all and a plenty,
 Wasted with the young, just like our education
 
 We were at the school of life, learning valuable lessons,
 Be polite to the police or you'll end up arrested,
 And I apologised to be wasted made in England
 
 I don't know what they thought of me,
 Why don't you open up and see
 
 And now that everybody wants their piece of fame 
 When it never comes,
 Everybody wants someone to blame
 
 We were looking for the dream, we'd be promised as children,
 A purpose and a pleasure and a little fulfillment,
 But the life that's advertised,
 Is just a dream to cling to
 
 When you think the jackpot has finally hit you,
 It's under the void, "Sorry, we can't permit you",
 You're just not qualified,
 You tried a new attestive
 
 Suss out what you can do,
 'Cause this dream was not designed for you
 
 And now that everybody wants, their piece of fame and,
 When it never comes,
 Everybody wants,
 Someone to blame
 
 Now it's snowing in the toilets, oh my will I carry on,
 Take a bow, it's not alright,
 You bag it up, rip it out, shape it up and it's alright,
 The dogs won't bark tonight
 
 The dogs won't bark tonight,
 The dogs won't bark, no, the dogs won't bark
 
 'Cause everybody wants,
 Their piece of fame and,
 When it never comes,
 Everybody wants,
 Someone to blame
 
 Now it's snowing in the toilets, oh my will I carry on,
 Take a bow, it's not alright,
 You bag it up, rip it out, shape it up and it's alright,
 The dogs won't bark tonight