Walking around under a cloud,
 I don't mind 'cause I'm outside again,
 Free from the net where I nearly drowned,
 Outside the house my frown's upside down
 
 Your friends say you're square, I say you're round,
 Perving on your PC, piling on the pounds,
 If you were a ship, you'd run a ground,
 That machine was more than you now
 
 Come on everybody and turn off computers,
 Log out of the forums, stop being so boring,
 Come on everybody and throw down your laptops,
 Chuck out your Macs and shut down your Windows
 
 Google your name and Ask Jeeves the time,
 Millions of women waiting online,
 No real need to venture outside,
 Open up a window, simulate the sunshine
 
 There must be more than this,
 There must be more than this
 
 Come on everybody and turn off computers,
 Log out of the forums, stop being so boring,
 Come on everybody and throw down your laptops,
 Chuck out your Macs and shut down your Windows
 
 Sheets of paper and printed words,
 Just gathering dust on your side board,
 Do you remember the spoken word before Bill became our lord
 
 Walking around under a cloud,
 I don't mind 'cause I'm outside again,
 Free from the net where I nearly drowned,
 Nothing else to do when the chips are down
 
 Come on everybody and turn off computers,
 Log out of the forums, stop being so boring,
 Come on everybody and throw down your laptops,
 Chuck out your Macs and shut down your Windows