If there's a Lover's Graveyard I'm sure she's digging me a grave I'm sure my marker will read "World's Biggest Sucker For a Pretty Face" Every time I think I've finally found my mate she feels scared or she feels trapped and eventually escapes So now I'm loving the bottle I'm trying to kill the pain lips wrapped around it like the end of a gun I'm gonna drink her love away Yeah, love is for losers the greatest lovers were fools love will pick you up and bury you down in the dumps it'll make a cold stiff one out of you I don't know why I fall for it it's so cliche life's some kind of twisted game I just can't help but play I'm a pawn and they're all queens they know all the secret moves and just when I think I've won they always go and change the rules Yeah, love's like a bar-tab You just drink it away It just keeps on building up and in the end you've gotta pay so now I'm hitting on a waitress I keep calling her "nurse" love will leave you like an empty glass when you're dying of thirst Can I have just one more beer nurse? Can't you see I'm dying here now nurse? Can't you see I'm too dry for tears now nurse? Oh, nurse... Can I have just one more beer nurse? Yeah if you need to find me Well you know where I've been I'm committing suicide down at 50 Bourbon Street 50 Bourbon 50 Bourbon 50 Bourbon 50 Bourbon Street