作曲 : Grant Kirkhope
Who do you think you are? You should kneel, I’m the STAR!
You are nothing but a parody, I’ll find you a good role in a TRAGEDY. Ha ha ha ha!
“It’s-a me!”, “Let’s-a go!”, The only words you know!
My art will touch your princess’s HEART, And you will be pulled APAAAAART!
You think you’ll win this tournament? I’ll send you to retirement!
You’re so NOT worth the hassle! Your princess is in another castle!
Mushrooms won’t end the pain... Time for the Phantom to start his reiiiiiign!