[00:00.00] 作曲 : Grant Kirkhope
[00:04.10]Bwah... Hum... ah-ehm
[00:06.50]Bwaaaaah-Bwah-Bwah BwaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[00:10.90]Bwah Ahem-har...
[00:13.00]Humph! You think yours is a real moustache?
[00:19.00]Who's done me a thousand wrongs, Ever since Donkey Kong?
[00:25.70]Slithering down every pipe, Despite his plumb-shaped body type!
[00:36.50]Who's gonna run in fear, While screaming 'Mamma miaaaaaaaaaa'?
[00:42.90]Who leaves me gray and grim? Oh, what does Peach see in him?
[00:52.90]MARIO!
[00:55.20]With great joy in my heart, Each time I watch Mario Kart!
[01:02.00]You're first and doing so well, But here comes the Spiny Shell! Ha ha ha!
[01:11.40]And now you and your Rabbid friends, Have finally met your ends!
[01:18.00]Just let me catch my breath, Then I'll 'high C' you to death!