作曲 : Grant Kirkhope
Bwah... Hum... ah-ehm
Bwaaaaah-Bwah-Bwah BwaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Bwah Ahem-har...
Humph! You think yours is a real moustache?
Who's done me a thousand wrongs, Ever since Donkey Kong?
Slithering down every pipe, Despite his plumb-shaped body type!
Who's gonna run in fear, While screaming 'Mamma miaaaaaaaaaa'?
Who leaves me gray and grim? Oh, what does Peach see in him?
MARIO!
With great joy in my heart, Each time I watch Mario Kart!
You're first and doing so well, But here comes the Spiny Shell! Ha ha ha!
And now you and your Rabbid friends, Have finally met your ends!
Just let me catch my breath, Then I'll 'high C' you to death!