[00:30.69]Homer:Bart? Bart! Bart! BAAAAARRT!!
[00:35.58]Bart:Ididntdoitnobodysawmedoityoucantproveanything!
[00:56.58]Yo! Hey, what's happenin', dude?
[00:58.85]I'm a guy with a rep for bein' rude.
[01:01.24]Terrorizin' people wherever I go.
[01:03.37]It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow.
[01:05.88]Fixin' test scores to get the best scores,
[01:08.20]Droppin' banana peels all over the floor.
[01:10.51]I'm the kid that made delinquency an art.
[01:12.72]Last name: Simpson! First name: Bart!
[01:15.40]I'm here today to introduce the next phase,
[01:17.64]The next step in the big Bart craze.
[01:20.00]I gotta dance real easy to do.
[01:21.96]I learned it with the rhythm and so can you.
[01:24.63]So move your body, if you got the notion,
[01:26.86]Front to back in a rock-like motion
[01:29.26]Now that you got it, if you think that you can,
[01:31.34]Do it to the music. That's the Bartman!
[01:33.94]Back-up singers:Everybody if you can, do the Bartman! (Bart: Woah!)
[01:36.19]Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man! (Bart: Check it out, man!)
[01:38.64]Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can. (Bart: Bartman!)
[01:40.79]Everybody in the house, do the Bartman! (Bart: Uh-huh!)
[01:43.20]Everybody if you can, do the Bartman!
[01:45.52]Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man! (Bart: Wooooah, mama!)
[01:47.64]Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can. (Bart: Woah!)
[01:50.80]Everybody in the house, do the Bartman!
[01:52.21]Bart:It wasn't long ago, just a couple of weeks,
[01:54.45]I got in trouble. Yeah, pretty deep.
[01:56.77]Homer was yelling, (Homer: BART!) Mom was, too,
[01:59.90]Because I put moth balls in the beef stew.
[02:01.51]Punishment time, in the air lurks gloom.
[02:03.70]Sittin' by myself, confined to my room,
[02:06.60]When all else fails, nothin' else left to do.
[02:08.29]I turn on the music so I can feel the groove.
[02:11.50]Back-up singers:Move your body, if you get the notion, (Bart: Woah, I'm feelin' the groove now, baby!)
[02:13.30]Front to back in a rock-like motion (Bart: Bring it back! Woooooah!)
[02:15.58]Move your hips from side to side now (Bart: Do the Bartman!)
[02:17.87]Don't you slip, let your feet glide now. (Bart: Woah, Lisa! Ha!)
[02:20.32]If you gotta groove, you gotta use it. (Bart: Ha-ha-ha!)
[02:22.50]Rock rhythm in time with the music. (Bart: Hahaha, check it out, man!)
[02:24.89]You just might start a chain reaction.
[02:27.20]Bart:If you can do the Bartman, you're bad like Michael Jackson.
[02:29.47]Back-up singers:Everybody if you can, do the Bartman! (Bart: Oh yeah!)
[02:31.71]Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man! (Bart: Shake your body!)
[02:33.98]Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can. (Bart: Huh!)
[02:36.38]Everybody in the house, do the Bartman! (Bart: Yeah, do the Bartman!)
[02:38.55]Everybody if you can, do the Bartman! (Bart: Everybody, yeah, do the Bartman!)
[02:40.87]Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man! (Bart: Check it out!)
[02:43.25]Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can. (Bart: Woooooooah, mama!)
[02:45.51]Everybody in the house, do the Bartman! (Bart: I'm bad! I'm bad!)
[02:47.57]Do the Bartman!
[02:48.49]Bart:Do the Bartman!
[02:49.69]Everybody, back and forth and side to side.
[02:52.60]Back-up singers:Do the Bartman!
[02:53.12]Bart:Do the Bartman!
[02:54.42]Kick your feet up off the floor and let 'em glide!
[02:56.75]Back-up singers:Do the Bartman!
[02:57.84]Bart:Do the Bartman!
[02:59.14]She can do it, he can do it, so can I!
[03:01.35]Back-up singers:Do the Bartman!
[03:02.45]Bart:Do the Bartman!
[03:03.66]Now here's a dance beat that you can't deny!
[03:10.77]Homer:Turn it down! Will you shut that infernal racket!
[03:14.39]Everybody:DO THE BARTMAN!
[03:17.97]Bart:Oh, my ears! Lisa, put the saxophone away!
[03:24.19]U can't touch this!
[03:25.77]Ididntdoitnobodysawmedoityoucantproveanything!
[03:33.77]Now I'm in the house, feelin' good to be home
[03:36.22]'Til Lisa starts blowin' that damn saxophone.
[03:38.62]And if it was mine, you know they'd take it away,
[03:40.70]But still I'm feelin' good, so that's okay.
[03:43.29]I'm up in my room, just a-singin' a song,
[03:45.51]Listen to the kick-drum kickin' along.
[03:47.86]Yeah, Lisa likes jazz, she's her number one fan,
[03:50.11]But I know I'm bad, 'cause I do the Bartman!
[03:52.78]Back-up singers:Everybody if you can, do the Bartman! (Bart: Hey everybody...)
[03:55.70]Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man! (Bart: ...may I remind you?)
[03:57.39]Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can. (Bart: Ooh! Ah! Yeah! Yeah!)
[03:59.72]Everybody in the house, do the Bartman! (Bart: Bart! Man! Huh!)
[04:01.81]Do the Bartman!
[04:02.61]Bart:Do the Bartman!
[04:03.75]Everybody, back and forth and side to side.
[04:06.30]Back-up singers:Do the Bartman!
[04:07.25]Bart:Do the Bartman!
[04:08.57]She can do it, he can do it, so can I.
[04:11.45]Back-up singers:Move your body, if you get the notion,
[04:13.57]Front to back in a rock-like motion (Bart: Move it!)
[04:15.91]Move your hips from side to side now (Bart: Fling it!)
[04:18.20]Don't you slip, let your feet glide now.
[04:20.67]If you gotta groove, you gotta use it.
[04:22.85]Rock rhythm in time with the music.
[04:25.10]You just might start a chain reaction.
[04:29.33]Bart:I'm the Bartman!
[04:30.13]Back-up singers:Everybody if you can, do the Bartman! (Bart: Fling it, baby! Woo!)
[04:32.80]Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man! (Bart: Oh yeah!)
[04:34.32]Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can. (Bart: I'm bad! Real bad!)
[04:36.63]Everybody in the house, do the Bartman!
[04:39.32]Everybody if you can, do the Bartman! (Bart: Woooooooah, I'm bad!)
[04:41.27]Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man! (Bart: Do the Bartman!)
[04:43.60]Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can. (Bart: Ha-ha!)
[04:45.93]Everybody in the house, do the Bartman!
[04:48.24]Do the Bartman!
[04:48.48]Move you body, if you got the notion,
[04:50.65]Skake your body to the rock-like motion!
[04:52.90]Move your hips from side to side now,
[04:55.38]Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now!
[04:57.55]If you've got your groove, you gotta use it!
[04:59.85]Rock rhythm in time with the music!
[05:02.15]Bart: Eat your heart out, Michael!
[05:04.43]Everybody in the house, do the Bartman!
[05:07.60]Homer:YOU'RE GROUNDED!
[05:09.43]Bart:Oh, wow, man!