Born under a bad sign, Been down since I began to crawl. If it wasn't for bad luck, You know, I wouldn't have no luck at all. Hard luck and trouble Been my only friend. I've been on my own Ever sinced I was ten! Born under a bad sign! I've been down since I began to crawl! If it wasn't for bad luck, You know, I wouldn't have no luck at all! I do not like to read, I can hardly write. My whole life has been One big fight! Born under a bad sign! I've been down since I began to crawl! If it wasn't for bad luck, I said I wouldn't have no luck at all! And that ain't no lie! Y'know, if it wasn't for bad luck, I would not have no kind of luck! If it wasn't for real bad luck, I would not have no luck at all! You know, beer and bowling Is all I crave. A big bag of pork rinds Gonna carry me to my grave! Born under a bad sign! I've been down since I began to crawl! If it wasn't for bad luck, I tell ya I wouldn't have no luck at all! Good take, boys! Yeah! I think that now that I'm a blues singer, I should have some kind of name. How 'bout Muddy Simpson? No? Big Homer! T-Bone Homer! Blind Lemon Simpson! ........ Blind Lemon-Lime Homer! Blind Grapefuit Homer! Blind Strawberry Alarm Clock Homer! No, that's ... That's ... They used that already. Blind ...