[00:00.00] 作曲 : Dj Jazzy Jedd, Groening ...
[00:03.40]Homer:BART!
[00:04.23]Marge:Go to your room!
[00:05.13]Bart:Yeah, right!
[00:10.62]Well, you're damned if you do ... What are we talking about?
[00:13.60]Well, you're damned if you do ... Where's your sense of humor?
[00:15.60]Well, you're damned if you do,
[00:17.12]And you're damned if you don't.
[00:19.17]Homer:BART!!!
[00:20.16]Bart:Lemme start at the start, then take it away.
[00:22.66]My name is Simpson, Bartholomew J.
[00:24.95]That's Bart with an "art" and a capital "B"
[00:27.50]Then "Simp" plus "S-O-N," that's me.
[00:29.92]Introductions aside, let's move right along,
[00:32.29]You can all sing along at the sound of the gong.
[00:35.10]Once upon a time, about a week ago,
[00:37.41]All of a sudden, trouble started to grow.
[00:39.85]Alarm was buzzin', I was snoozin'.
[00:42.24]S'posed to get up now. I was refusin'
[00:44.73]To let reality become an intrusion,
[00:47.10]Cuz in Dreamy Dreamland, I was cruisin'.
[00:49.48]But the buzzin', my head kept buzzin',
[00:51.85]Gave the radio a throw and I heard an explosion.
[00:54.18]Homer:D'oh!
[00:54.84]Bart:Opened up my eyes, to my surprise,
[00:57.80]There stood Homer and his temperature rised.
[00:59.53]I was chillin', he was yellin',
[01:01.91]Face all distorted, cuz he was propellin'.
[01:04.31]It wasn't what he said, but more of his tone
[01:06.63]The usual jive, put your nose to the grindstone.
[01:09.50]I said, "I'm real sorry." But that didn't cut it.
[01:11.68]I tried to protest but Dad said,
[01:13.61]Homer:Shut it!
[01:14.29]Get up, mow the lawn! Move it on the double!
[01:16.67]'Cause if you don't, you're in deep, deep troubel!
[01:19.20]Singers:Trouble!
[01:22.94]Homer:BART!
[01:23.49]Singers:Deep, deep trouble!
[01:27.70]Singers:Run into trouble!
[01:29.89]Bart:Where's your sense of humor, man?
[01:32.56]Singers:Deep, deep trouble!
[01:36.17]And they go a little something like this.
[01:38.80]Hit it!
[01:38.71]Bart:So I'm in the front yard, mowin' like crazy,
[01:41.40]Sweatin' like a pig, and the sun is blazy.
[01:43.46]Homer's in the driveway, gettin' in the car
[01:45.66]With Mom and Lisa, hope they're goin' real far.
[01:48.16]Then Dad yells,
[01:48.94]Homer:BART!!!
[01:49.54]Bart:And I go, "Yo!"
[01:50.75]He goes,
[01:51.41]Homer:You done yet?
[01:52.17]Bart:And I go, "No."
[01:53.25]So he goes,
[01:53.97]Homer:Oh! You're too slow!
[01:55.61]Bart:So I step on the gas to speed up the mow.
[01:57.95]Didn't see that sprinkler underneath that tree.
[02:00.60]Wham! Krrpsh!! Rainin' on me!
[02:03.60]I go, "Woah!" Homer goes,
[02:04.90]Homer:D'oh!
[02:05.60]Now you can't go to the boat show!
[02:07.94]Bart:This is my thanks after working my butt off?
[02:10.43]Homer revs the motor and they all start to putt off.
[02:12.89]Soaked to the bone, standin' in a puddle.
[02:15.27]No one needs to tell me I'm in deep, deep trouble.
[02:17.85]Singers:Trouble!
[02:20.40]Bart:Yeah, right.
[02:22.10]Singers:Deep, deep trouble!
[02:26.43]Singers:Deep, deep trouble!
[02:28.22]Bart:You're damned if you do ...
[02:30.60]Bart:You're damned if you do ...
[02:31.50]Singers:Deep, deep trouble!
[02:33.80]Bart:You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.
[02:37.32]Bart:As soon as they're gone, I'm stretched on the lawn,
[02:39.71]Lookin' at the sky with my sunshades on.
[02:42.30]Now, I never ever claimed that I was a smarty,
[02:44.50]But inspiration hit me: LET'S HAVE A PARTY!
[02:47.40]Called up my posse. They were here in a flash!
[02:49.43]They brought all their pals, we started to thrash.
[02:51.79]There was rompin' and stompin' and occasional crash,
[02:54.19]A fist fight or two, and Nintendo for cash.
[02:56.82]We raided the fridge, dogs raided the trash,
[02:59.33]I got a little worried when the windows got smashed.
[03:01.79]The next thing you know, Mom and Dad are home.
[03:04.80]The kids disappear and I'm all alone.
[03:06.63]Everything's silent except for my moan
[03:08.92]And the low bluesy tone of a saxophone.
[03:11.57]They look at me then they go into a huddle,
[03:13.89]I get the sinking sensation I'm in deep, deep trouble.
[03:16.42]Singers:Trouble!
[03:20.27]Bart:Oh, give me a break!
[03:21.99]Singers:Deep, deep trouble!
[03:25.10]Singers:Deep, deep trouble!
[03:28.21]Bart:Oh, yeah.
[03:29.91]Singers:Deep, deep trouble!
[03:35.87]Bart:There's a little epilogue to my tale of sadness,
[03:38.27]I was dragged down the street by his Royal Dadness.
[03:40.74]We rounded the corner and came to a stop,
[03:43.16]Threw me inside Jake's Barber Shop.
[03:45.49]I said, "Please, sir, just a little off the top."
[03:48.00]Dude shaved me bare, gave me a lollipop
[03:50.59]So on my head, there's nothin' but stubble.
[03:53.80]Man, I hate bein' in deep, deep trouble.
[03:55.52]Singers:Trouble!
[03:56.61]Bart:You're damned if you do ...
[03:58.70]Well, you're damned if you do ...
[03:59.45]Singers:Deep, deep trouble!
[04:00.88]Bart:You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't. Aw, come on, man!
[04:06.10]Bart:You're damned if you do ... What are we talking about?
[04:10.14]Well, you're damned if you do ... Where's your sense of humor?
[04:15.18]Singers:trouble! Deep, deep trouble!