[00:00.00] 作曲 : Boylan, Martin, Simon, Winding
[00:09.46]Mr. Burns:Smithers.
[00:10.34]Smithers:Huh?
[00:10.84]Mr. Burns:Turn on the surveillance monitors.
[00:12.44]Smithers:Yes, sir.
[00:15.17]Mr. Burns:Ehh, it's worse than I thought.
[00:17.67]Each morning at nine,
[00:19.29]They trickle through the gate.
[00:21.77]They go home early,
[00:23.84]They come in late.
[00:25.92]Reeking cheap liquor,
[00:27.59]They stumble through the day.
[00:29.80]Never give a thought
[00:31.30]To honest work for honest pay.
[00:33.84]I know it shouldn't vex me,
[00:35.80]I shouldn't take it hard.
[00:37.86]I should ignore their capering
[00:39.96]With a kingly disregard.
[00:41.66]But...
[00:42.24]Mr. Burns and Back-up Singers:Look at all those idiots!
[00:44.69]Mr. Burns:Eh, look at all those boobs!
[00:46.28]Mr. Burns and Back-up Singers:An office full of morons!
[00:48.40]Mr. Burns:A factory full of fools!
[00:50.49]Mr. Burns and Back-up Singers:Is it any wonder...
[00:52.51]Mr. Burns:That I'm singing...
[00:53.68]Singing the blues!
[00:56.00]Smithers:Yours is a heavy burden, sir.
[00:57.20]Mr. Burns:I'm just getting started.
[00:59.19]They make personal phone calls
[01:01.57]On company time.
[01:03.33]They xerox their buttocks
[01:05.60]And guess who pays the dime?
[01:07.27]Their blatant thievery wounds me,
[01:09.35]Their ingratitude astounds!
[01:11.40]I long to lure them to my home
[01:13.54]And then release the hounds!
[01:15.68]I shouldn't grow unsettled
[01:17.77]When faced with such abuse.
[01:19.62]I shouldn't let it plague me
[01:21.53]I shouldn't blow a fuse!
[01:23.46]But...
[01:24.10]Mr. Burns and Back-up Singers:Look at all those idiots!
[01:25.89]Mr. Burns:Oh, look at all those boobs!
[01:28.70]Mr. Burns and Back-up Singers:An office full of morons!
[01:30.21]Mr. Burns:A factory full of fools!
[01:32.32]Mr. Burns and Back-up Singers:Is it any wonder...
[01:34.23]Mr. Burns:I'm singing...
[01:35.50]Singing the blues!
[01:42.96]What happened? Where are the instruments?
[01:44.70]Smithers:I believe they call this a "breakdown," sir.
[01:46.42]Mr. Burns:I can't have any breakdowns here! What if there was an inspector around?
[01:49.90]Smithers:Uh—
[01:50.23]Mr. Burns:Play a guitar solo!
[01:51.37]Smithers:Ha, I'm a little out of practice, sir.
[01:53.29]Mr. Burns:I said do it! So do it, do it, DO IT!!!
[01:56.60]Smithers:Uh, yes, sir.
[02:01.40]Uh-huh. Ha ha ha ha.
[02:06.45]Mr. Burns:Yes, excellent.
[02:08.77]Smithers:Yeah.
[02:10.49]Mr. Burns:Well done.
[02:12.28]Smithers:Ah.
[02:12.99]Mr. Burns:It's beginning to grate... That will be sufficient, Smithers...
[02:17.56]Smithers:Excuse me?
[02:17.93]I said that's enough!
[02:18.78]Smithers:Woah. Sorry, sir. Thought I had my mojo working.
[02:22.21]Mr. Burns:Heh, hmm...
[02:23.29]That man by the cooler
[02:24.40]Drinking water as if it's free!
[02:26.34]Smithers:Oh, that's Homer Simpson, sir,
[02:28.60]That drone from Sector 7G.
[02:30.11]Mr. Burns:Yes, well, call this Simpson to my office
[02:32.42]And stay to watch the fun.
[02:34.82]If he's six feet when he enters,
[02:36.47]He'll be two feet when I'm done.
[02:39.90]He brings a ray of sunshine
[02:41.70]To my unhappy life.
[02:43.26]To make him kneel before me
[02:45.29]And slowly twist the knife.
[02:47.49]Mr. Burns and Back-up Singers:Look at all those idiots!
[02:49.45]Mr. Burns:Duh, look at all those boobs!
[02:51.53]Mr. Burns and Back-up Singers:An office full of morons!
[02:53.58]Mr. Burns:A factory full of fools!
[02:55.76]Mr. Burns and Back-up Singers:Is it any wonder...
[02:57.44]Mr. Burns:I'm singing...
[02:58.93]Singing the blues!
[03:02.27]Smithers:Take me home, sir.
[03:03.15]Mr. Burns:I'm trying.
[03:04.23]Mr. Burns and Back-up Singers:Surrounded by idiots!
[03:06.36]Mr. Burns:Outnumbered by boobs!
[03:08.31]Mr. Burns and Back-up Singers:An office full of morons!
[03:10.41]Mr. Burns:A planet full of fools!
[03:12.40]Mr. Burns and Back-up Singers:Is it any wonder...
[03:14.20]Mr. Burns:I'm singing...
[03:15.60]Smithers:Maybe you should be singing, sir.
[03:15.96]Mr. Burns:Oh, singing the bluuuuuuuues!
[03:21.50]Back-up Singers:Look at all those idiots!
[03:22.24]Smithers:Mr. Burns, you... you make Muddy Waters sound shallow and cheerful by comparison.
[03:25.10]Back-up Singers:Office full of morons!
[03:26.98]Mr. Burns:Thank you, Smithers! Meaningless but heartfelt compliment.
[03:29.22]Back-up Singers:Is it any wonder
[03:31.34]Mr. Burns:I feel like I got a few things off my chest. Now, onto the chests of my inferiors!
[03:36.56]Smithers:You did.
[03:37.61]Back-up Singers:Look at all those idiots!
[03:39.30]Mr. Burns:Why are they still playing?
[03:40.26]Smithers:Uh...
[03:42.10]Back-up Singers:Office full of morons!
[03:43.13]Mr. Burns:They're not on salary, are they?
[03:44.35]Smithers:We're not validating their parking, sir.
[03:46.20]Back-up Singers:Is it any wonder
[03:47.27]Mr. Burns:They're paying for their own coffee now, Smithers.