I got a chip on my shoulder the size of a car My personality sucks like a drain An ego that shines like a bright burning star A cock so heavy that it hangs like a chain! I like to rock baby kick it all night In my cave just hangin' low But when I'ts time for dinner I'm always on time And when I find myself you'll be the first to know! I'm gonna throttle High I'm gonna throttle Down I'm gonna stick it where it don't belong I'm gonna Throttle Bottom! Wow! I Like dig the taste of the as it cracks You beat me like a rented mule Sweet bloody kisses smackin' my back So forget the dirty past Because I Rule Like that punl in Copacabana Like a kid born in Havana I'll make a raft and drift out to sea And get the best tan that you've ever seen