作词 : Barrett, Gittleman
Hello world remember me?
I'm the sad little **** that you failed to see
Who you should have recognized when you had the chance 
Hello mother****ers now it's time to dance
Hello mom and dad is this a bad time? 
If it is too bad
See the reason that I'm disturbing you both 
I'm settling scores 
You ****ed me up bad 
This dance is yours 
I love to make 'em dance (dance, dance, dance)
Everybody dance now 
Hello student body, hello faculty 
Show of hands how many of you here have met me? 
Not too many - who am I? 
I'll try not to keep you guessin' 
I'm your ****ed up dance instructor 
And you're here for your lesson so dance (dance, dance, dance)
I love to watch 'em dance now (dance, dance, dance) 
Hello world, take a look at me
Well, you didn't when you should have so I'm sure you agree 
Not paying attention has cost you greatly 
Some other little ****s have been dancing lately 
I love to make 'em dance (dance, dance, dance)
Everybody dance now 
Good-bye student body, so long faculty 
Show of hands how many of you here have met me? 
Not too many - who am I? 
I'll try not to keep you guessin'
I'm your ****ed up dance instructor 
Hope you've learned your lesson so dance (dance, dance, dance)
I love making them dance now (dance, dance, dance)