[00:00.939]PRODUCER: Beautiful. Alright, let’s roll the tape! Five, six, seven, eight!
[00:05.654]ROBBIE the Doorman, spoken: 'Scuse me, wait! Dammit kid! You pushed my buttons!
[00:10.276]You literally pushed every elevator button!
[00:15.778]ROBBIE: Awful lot of spunk
[00:18.630]What a little punk
[00:20.746]Hits every goddamn floor, runs out the door
[00:24.177]I knew that that kid stunk
[00:26.518]From one look at birth, I knew this day would come
[00:31.320]Now he's a hoodlum!
[00:38.760]DONNA, spoken: Going down?
[00:40.071]ROBBIE: We are going up
[00:41.912]DONNA, spoken: Are you certain?
[00:43.209]ROBBIE: Yup!
[00:44.982]Adam Klein, that prick pulled a little trick
[00:47.044]DONNA: Ugh! When will he grow up?
[00:49.659]ROBBIE: Kids like that don't grow up, no!
[00:52.504]They shoot up and die!
[00:55.313]DONNA: Man, you're an angry guy!
[00:57.922]ROBBIE: I know
[00:59.915]All I ever wanted was to not be a doorman
[01:04.866]Maybe play for the Yankees, or look just like Paul Newman
[01:09.303]DONNA: But we don't get what we want, so we must love what we get
[01:15.425]ROBBIE: Would you like to go out socially?
[01:18.561]JOE, spoken: Uh, down?
[01:21.589]ALL: No, we're going up!
[01:23.928]Some ****ing kid pushed every floor
[01:26.287]But come and ride because it's merrier with more
[01:31.402]Yes, we're going up
[01:33.486]Up to the penthouse in the sky
[01:35.814]All 'cause little Adam Klein's a shitty guy!
[01:41.023]Yes, we're going up!
[01:47.839]JOE, spoken: Moving?
[01:49.599]DONNA: Moving, so to speak
[01:52.205]Not to be oblique
[01:54.287]But the truth is I live somewhere else, it's unique
[01:59.255]'Til today, I was lately a home-wrecking sneak!
[02:05.568](spoken) It was pretty bleak
[02:09.402]Man, spoken: Going down?
[02:11.662]DONNA, spoken: Ha, there's the bastard now!
[02:14.004]Man, spoken: Jesus Christ!
[02:14.793]ANN: Have you any shame?
[02:15.828]Man, spoken: Oh, my God!
[02:17.134]JOE: This the guy that cheats?
[02:18.444]DONNA: And I've the receipts
[02:19.481]ROBBIE: And his tipping is lame!
[02:22.277]Man: Does the whole co-op suddenly know my affairs?
[02:27.987]ROBBIE, spoken: Care to take the stairs?
[02:30.075]JOE, spoken: Yeah right, I hate the stairs
[02:32.914]Ann, spoken: I mean, going down them isn't the worst, but going up!
[02:35.519]ROBBIE, spoken: Stairs in either direction is a nightmare
[02:38.568]DONNA, spoken: God I love elevators!
[02:40.652]Ann, spoken: God, I love this co-op!
[02:42.688]All: Me too!
[02:43.657]Man: Me three!
[02:44.955]All: Yes, we're going up!
[02:47.056]Co-ops crudely cooperate
[02:49.127]It's a hassle but still somehow kind of great
[02:54.112]So we're going up (so we're going up)
[02:56.451]In this rising purgatory
[02:58.818]Checking in on everyone and every story
[03:03.775]Yes, we're going up!
[03:06.400](And the brown and the beige
[03:07.169]And the brown and the beige
[03:08.203]And the brown!)
[03:08.981]Yes, we're going up!
[03:14.755](And the brown and the beige
[03:15.557]And the brown and the beige
[03:16.611]And the brown and the beige
[03:17.925]And the brown and the beige)
[03:19.241]Co-op, I love you!