[00:00.168]Man: Thanks for the lesson today, Ann!
[00:01.740]Ann: Be sure to ice that tennis elbow! Say, do you know where the co-op board meets?
[00:07.487]Man: In the multi-purpose room. Why? Are you lost?
[00:11.144]Ann: No. I have a meeting... to be approved!
[00:19.020]I'm a pro down at the bubble
[00:23.139]I teach tennis for my pay
[00:28.118]I don't mean your board much trouble
[00:30.732]But may I join this game of doubles?
[00:33.364]Can I play if I can pay?
[00:38.102]You'll have questions with some topspin
[00:42.835]And my answers may be lobs
[00:47.547]But if you serve then I will volley
[00:49.918]And we'll rally 'til its folly
[00:52.547]And I'll earn 8K's key fob
[00:57.515]The world out there is made of only grass and clay
[01:01.936]Give me concrete, be a sport
[01:04.293]I can conquer on that court
[01:09.537]That apartment, my home court
[01:16.336]I can picture that studio
[01:19.193]Fitted out with my style
[01:21.273]A brown and beige kind of mood, you know
[01:23.630]And metro hex green tile
[01:26.000]A framed Navratilova
[01:28.353]Hanging just above the sofa
[01:30.466]And the brown and the beige
[01:32.035]And the brown and the beige
[01:33.070]And the brown
[01:35.399]In the kitchen hang copper pans
[01:38.270]Against the paneled wall
[01:40.322]And fuscia stripes on harvest wood
[01:42.951]In the bathroom hall
[01:45.326]The flooring by my cabinet
[01:47.432]Is chevron herringbone laminate
[01:50.018]And the brown and the beige
[01:51.325]And the brown and the beige
[01:52.385]And the brown!
[01:54.744]A yarn woven poster
[01:56.843]That says the word "Love"
[02:00.516]That's home court
[02:02.616]That I should be part of
[02:10.676]Now I don't have any money
[02:15.306]And I'm nearly forty all
[02:20.022]It's sad but I will manage
[02:22.381]And you'll have the advantage
[02:24.750]But I'll never double-fault
[02:29.703]I don't have any credit
[02:31.814](I already answered that!)
[02:34.408]There's nothing in the bank
[02:39.135]But I'll turn out that number
[02:41.702]If this tournament's all comers
[02:44.082]I don't need to have a rank
[02:48.779]'Cuz life's forehands take me forward
[02:51.148]But the backhands set me back
[02:53.753]So I need that apartment
[02:55.847]With the carpet's and knick knacks
[03:00.771]That apartment, My home court!
[03:08.384]There's a nude by Avedon
[03:10.728]Just above the toilet
[03:12.797]A naked guy with puberty hair and he's sort of...
[03:16.458]I won't spoil it
[03:17.751]The right erotic art
[03:19.834]Says I'm sexual but smart
[03:22.443]And the brown and the beige
[03:23.738]And the brown and the beige
[03:24.770]And the brown!
[03:27.151]I'm gonna make life up there
[03:30.051](and the brown and the beige, and the brown and the beige)
[03:32.136]With floor to ceiling teak
[03:34.484](and the brown and the beige, and the brown and the beige)
[03:36.836]It's a palace of 500 square but it's Polynesian chic
[03:41.548]Don't think it's an insane wish that my chairs be winged and Danish
[03:46.232]And the brown and the beige
[03:47.809]And the brown and the beige
[03:48.842]And the brown!
[03:51.199]I'm laying my dreams on you
[03:53.548]I already bought a fondue!
[03:57.229]And the brown and the beige
[03:58.529]And the brown and the beige
[03:59.562]And the beige and the brown!
[04:02.697]With the brown and the beige
[04:04.552]And the brown and the beige
[04:08.228]And the brown (brown!)