Do you love an apple? Do you love a pear? Do you love a laddy With curly brown hair? Why, yes, I love him I'll never deny him I'll always love him Till the day that I die Before I got married I wore a black shall But after I married I wore bugger-all But still I love him I'll never deny him I'll always love him Till the day that I die He stands on the corner A fag in his mouth His hands in his pockets He whistles me out But still I love him I'll never deny him I'll always love him Till the day that I die Do you love an apple? Do you love a pear? Do you love a laddy With curly brown hair? Why, yes, I love him I'll never deny him I'll always love him Till the day that I die