[00:40.71]Marriage is a two-headed transplant,
[00:45.09]Sometimes that's how it seems.
[00:49.90]When the sex wears off it's all give and take,
[00:53.90]And it's good-bye to all your dreams.
[00:59.03]One head wants to go to a movie
[01:03.15]While the other wants to stay at home,
[01:07.84]And just like a two-headed transplant
[01:12.40]You get the feeling that you're never alone.
[01:17.15]Mr. and Mrs. Horrible are an example of what I say.
[01:25.78]They used to be so in love, now they fight so much
[01:30.03]That they've frightened all their friends away.
[01:35.29]They never get visits from neighbors,
[01:39.23]They've alienated everyone.
[01:44.60]And what started off as all cuddles and kisses
[01:49.10]Has finally become
[01:53.54]A labor of love, labor of love.
[01:58.05]The torment, the worry and woe,
[02:02.92]Love's full of fears, bruises and tears,
[02:06.61]That's the way that a true love grows.
[02:11.67]It's a labor of love, labor of love.
[02:15.17]It's a struggle, without a doubt,
[02:19.92]But if they keep on trying, screaming and crying,
[02:24.61]Somehow they're gonna work it all out.
[02:29.11]It turned into a two-headed transplant,
[02:33.36]But it started off with