[00:00.012]Just quit my gig at freddy fazbear's pizza
[00:03.036]And i'm starting over fresh, hello neighbor, nice to meet ya
[00:06.516]Picked up a new job and the pay is good
[00:08.628]So i got relocated to this neighborhood
[00:10.548]Can't say if i'll stay for good
[00:11.700]But i love how quaint and safe it looks
[00:13.908]Just moved in so i'd better unpack
[00:15.564]If i leave a mess a neighbor might get on my back
[00:17.580]Clean up your yard!
[00:18.732]Get inside, check that off
[00:20.052]Power, lights, better get them on
[00:21.876]Haul these boxes off of my lawn
[00:23.364]Put them in my little house where all of them belong
[00:25.548]Guess the checklist is already done
[00:27.396]Was that a car crash? what's going on?
[00:29.196]Who's that, across the street?
[00:31.068]A strange man i ought to greet
[00:32.964]Just hope he's not another freak
[00:34.788]On second thought, i'll leave
[00:36.588]And try my best to go off to sleep
[00:38.604]But why would he lock the basement door
[00:40.044]Then board it up with a two by four
[00:42.156]What's he up to? i can't ignore
[00:43.956]I wonder what the rubber gloves are for
[00:45.828]I'd like to find out what he's hiding
[00:49.764]Won't be the last time he's caught me spying
[00:53.436]I'm only running for the exercise
[00:56.964]I swear to god i'm not terrified
[01:00.468]I've got suspicions but i don't know why
[01:03.492]Should i go say hello
[01:05.724]Or should i just say goodbye
[01:08.172]I'm really not a nosy person i swear
[01:11.052]Just let me poke around your house and i'll get out of your hair
[01:14.748]Curiosity killed the cat
[01:17.100]But i'll be next, i can promise that
[01:19.020]Keep my head down while i'm creeping
[01:20.844]He was in the kitchen, how'd he see me
[01:22.788]Sorry neighbor, just passing by
[01:24.612]Beautiful day we're having right?
[01:26.412]Just minding my own business
[01:28.260]I'm definitely on his shit list
[01:30.300]Screw this, what the hell
[01:31.980]I'll just go introduce myself
[01:33.828]Walk up to the door, ring the bell
[01:35.628]We could be pals, that'd be swell
[01:37.836]Just woke up in my bed
[01:39.108]With a pain in my neck and an ache in my head
[01:41.076]Lood at the bright side, i'm not dead
[01:43.068]I should move out, that would make sense
[01:45.228]Or i could try again
[01:46.860]What a mess, total disorder
[01:48.540]This house could be in episode of "hoarders"
[01:50.460]Shhh, he's not gonna find me
[01:52.308]Oh god is he right behind me?
[01:54.516]I'll just hide until he walks away
[01:57.444]Normally i suck at cardio but not today
[02:01.572]I'm only running for the exercise
[02:05.268]I swear to god i'm not terrified
[02:08.940]I'm going home to get some rest tonight
[02:12.060]I know we just said hello
[02:14.628]But now i'm saying goodbye
[02:19.596]It's demented freakshow that i've gotten lost in
[02:23.532]There's probably skeletons locked in closets
[02:27.276]With deep dark secrets that a shark is guarding
[02:30.948]If he invites you to a pool party you should probably not swim
[02:35.196]This guy's a circus clown
[02:36.780]But i'm not a kid to toy with
[02:38.700]Next time you drink your milk
[02:40.500]Careful it might be poisoned
[02:42.228]Okay this has gone too far
[02:43.932]I'm breaking in his window with a crowbar
[02:45.828]Every step i take, there's a camera watching
[02:47.556]So logically, i'll just pick his pocket
[02:49.380]Too many tools and keys to keep track
[02:51.732]AGH!F*** A BEAR TRAP!
[02:53.268]Can't i have one normal day
[02:54.996]Without a wanna-be norman bates?
[02:57.396]Talk about mommy problems
[02:58.908]I don't wanna judge, but he's probably got them
[03:00.636]A man with a mannequin family
[03:02.052]Don't you dare put your filthy hands on me
[03:04.476]I thought he was long past his prime
[03:05.916]But his sprint is just as fast as mine
[03:08.148]Must be a lotta exercise
[03:09.708]When you get a new neighbor to terrorize
[03:11.628]He's predicting my every move
[03:13.308]Screw this i'll go in through the roof
[03:15.180]Since he's got every exit covered
[03:17.196]If i'm not careful, i'll be six feet under
[03:19.380]Lost in a funhouse, but it's not any fun
[03:22.260]Time to stop his evil plot with a shot from my gun
[03:26.148]You've gotta be kidding. now i've gotta run
[03:30.324]I'm only running for the exercise
[03:33.972]I swear to god i'm not terrified
[03:37.596]Flip the power, cut the lights and hide
[03:40.788]I know i just said hello
[03:43.500]But now i'm going to die