I'm on a party line,

Wonderin' all the time,

Who's on the other end

Is she big, is she small

Is she a she at all
Who's on my party line

Wish I had a more direct connection.

This party line was here
when I arrived.

And I'm not voting
in the next election,

If they don't do something
about finding out
the person who is on my party line.

I'm on a party line.

I'm on a party line.

I can't speak without an interception

This is private
please get off my line

Please tell me
when I can have my privacy.

I'd like to meet the girl

who's always talking
when I'm speaking
on my party line.

Wish I had a more direct connection.

This party line was here
when I arrived.

And I'm not voting
in the next election,

If they don't do
something about finding out
the person who is on my party line.

I'm on a party line,

Wonderin' all the time,

Who's on the other end

Is she big, is she small

Is she a she at all

Who's on my party line

Who's on my party line

Who's on my party line