If God came down on Christmas day, what would he think? what would he say? Would he notice all we've done? Or just the battles seldom won? I think I know what God would say, if he came down on Christmas Day. He'd say to every boy and girl, 'Where's the Oi I gave to the world?'" 
Haji was a punk just like any other boy 
And he never had no troubles 'til he started up his 
Oi band, safe in the garage or singing in the tub. 
Till Haji went to far and he plugged in at the pub 
Twas a cold 
Christmas eve when 
Trevor and the skins popped in for a pint and to nick a bag of crisps 
Trevor liked the music but not the 
Unity So he unwound 
Haji's turban and knocked him to his knees 
If god came down on 
Christmas 
Day I know exactly what he'd say 
He'd say "Oi to the punks and Oi to the skins- but Oi to the world and everybody wins!" 
Haji was a bloody mess, he ran out through the crowd he said "we'll meet again we are bloodied yet unbowed" 
Trevor called his bluff and told him where to meet 
Christmas day on the roof down 20 
Oxford street 
If god came down on 
Christmas 
Day I know exactly what he'd say 
He'd say "Oi to the punks and Oi to the skins- but Oi to the world and everybody wins!" 
On the roof with the nunchucks 
Trevor broke a lot of bones 
But Haji had a sword like the guy on 
Indiana Jones 
Police sirens wailing, a bloody dying man, 
Haji was alone and abandoned by his band 
Trevor was there fading and still so full of hate when the skins left him there and went down the fire escape 
But then Haji saw the north star shining more then ever 
So he made a tourniquet from his turban saving 
Trevor and rapelled off the roof with the rest of the turban and went back to the pub where they bought each other bourbon 
If god came down on 
Christmas 
Day I know exactly what he'd say 
He'd say "Oi to the punks and Oi to the skins- but Oi to the world and everybody wins!