作词 : Katharine Neil
 作曲 : Andrea Boccadoro
Who's this man at the door who we've not seen before? ‘Tis Ferraro
Who is come to enquire dressed in such strange attire? ‘Tis Ferraro
Signor Ferraro!
When the querent does rock a continental frock, ‘tis Ferraro
When his Italian flair features odd facial hair, ‘tis Ferraro
Signor Ferraro!
When the symptoms are rare and the questions are queer, ‘tis Ferraro
When the maladies are rather strange and bizarre, ‘tis Ferraro
Signor Ferraro!
When it feels like a play, an Italian cliché, ‘tis Ferraro
When the words froth and flow like a cheap Prosecco, ‘tis Ferraro
Signor Ferraro!
When the story seems bold, crucial facts left untold, ‘tis Ferraro
When Forman protests he feels put to the test, ‘tis Ferraro
Signor Ferraro!