[00:00.000] 作词 : Katharine Neil
[00:00.137] 作曲 : Andrea Boccadoro
[00:00.275]Humphrey Bell! Who is this comely youth?
[00:06.257]Mayhap a little shy
[00:08.634]But pleasing to the eye
[00:13.519]His eyes, his hair, his shapely form, forsooth.
[00:18.926]Has he a sweetheart? Pray tell us the truth.
[00:25.222]Humphrey Bell! To play a leading dame
[00:30.864]You must pay the price
[00:33.163]Of looking thin and nice
[00:37.943]Drink of your fear! Feast on your guilt and shame!
[00:42.671]Lest you be judged and we accord you blame.
[00:49.489]Humphrey Bell! Art is its own reward
[00:55.262]For is it not enough
[00:59.756]To be by fans adored?
[01:05.032]For you, we sigh, we weep, we drool and swoon
[01:10.675]When we see you entering the room
[01:18.616]Humphrey Bell! You must not take so ill
[01:24.807]For though your beauty does fade
[01:31.468]We do adore you still
[01:35.047]Our eyes so wide! Our thoughts so unrefined!
[01:40.402]At the sight of your shapely behind
[01:49.493]Humphrey Bell! Your time upon the stage
[01:55.919]Grows nearer to its end
[01:58.871]As you advance in age
[02:03.834]But hold! No tears! Calm down! Resign your fears!
[02:09.424]You're just too old to earn a living wage.
[02:16.425]Humphrey Bell! Our thoughts we must disclose
[02:22.485]Though your acting is fine
[02:26.691]You have too many clothes
[02:32.673]‘Tis hot! Pray bide! Fuss not! Sit down! Recline!
[02:38.551]Upon this couch and take a little wine