[00:00.000] 作词 : Katharine Neil [00:00.176] 作曲 : Andrea Boccadoro [00:00.353]Sybil Fortescue [00:03.436]Always has what’s new [00:05.943]Far ahead of her friends [00:11.742]She oft gets her hands [00:14.485]On goods from foreign lands [00:17.307]That Captain Fortescue sends [00:23.080]Sybil's a fine host [00:25.744]Of this she will oft boast [00:28.539]She loves to entertain [00:34.260]Though hard she does try [00:37.029]Her dinners go awry [00:39.955]Ending in tears and shame [00:45.989]Sybil is not blessed [00:48.653]For when she tries her best [00:51.631]'Tis then she does her worst [00:57.483]From being over-dressed [01:00.017]To poisoning her guests [01:03.073]Ambitions are her curse [01:09.342]An explorer's wife [01:12.085]Cannot share his life [01:14.854]She is left all alone [01:21.333]Whilst he is at sea [01:24.284]In a way, so's she [01:27.158]Going overboard at home [01:33.532]From a rich lady [01:36.458]What is charity [01:39.409]But a necessary ruse? [01:45.313]'Tis the job of wives [01:47.925]To draw away our eyes [01:50.982]From how riches are accrued [01:57.747]All this energy [02:00.464]For dinners and parties [02:03.494]That never go to plan [02:09.320]Say, can you conceive [02:12.115]Of what could be achieved [02:15.067]If Sybil Fortescue were a man?