[00:00.000] 作词 : Katharine Neil
[00:00.072] 作曲 : Andrea Boccadoro
[00:00.144]Rich but not satisfied? Mayhap you have not tried
[00:02.965]This one weird trick for displaying your wealth:
[00:05.891]Buy herbs and confections to boost your complexion
[00:08.764]And pass idle hours tending to your health.
[00:11.899]Beware conspirations, plots and machinations
[00:14.982]The schemes of Big Physick to sell you their wares!
[00:18.090]Their cures do us violence but they call it science
[00:21.199]They mock our beliefs and belittle our fears.
[00:24.778]Perils await ‘mongst the food on your plate
[00:27.285]Are you verily sure that your dinner is "clean"?
[00:30.472]At meals you explain how food causes you pain
[00:33.372]But your friends and relations are verily mean!
[00:36.872]Prithee take care, for say did you hear
[00:39.589]What the Countess of Devonshire says about peas?
[00:45.205]They corrupt your humours, and cause cancer tumours
[00:48.183]So doubtless they're causing your current disease.
[00:51.893]When you are shook by something in a book
[00:54.427]Where it says that you might have some rare malady
[00:58.162]See Doctor Forman, be sure to inform him
[01:00.827]You have it on very good authority!