作词 : Katharine Neil
 作曲 : Andrea Boccadoro
Though she never went to school
And she's kind and never cruel
Do not take Alice for a fool
Alice Blague, she is no fool.
Alice Blague, she likes a drink
She does care not what you think
Her head may end up down the sink
But Alice cares not what you think.
Alice Blague, she feels no shame
And, forsooth, is she to blame?
If we were her, we'd do the same
Alice Blague, she feels no shame.
Alice Blague is on the make
Mayhap even on the take
Could it be for her family's sake?
Seriously, give her a break
Since Blague left Alice in the lurch
For solutions she does search
'Tis true she's now bedded half the Church
But Blague left Alice in the lurch
Alice Blague, she is a wife
'Tis one way to live a life
Oft with misfortune and with strife
'Specially if you be Blague's wife.
Alice Blague has suffered woe
Life has brought her very low
Mayhap there be some solution though
Read the stars and we shall know.