作词 : Katharine Neil
 作曲 : Andrea Boccadoro
A-murdering would those doctors come
A-murdering one fine day?
Those doctors - will they slay Forman
Or will they send him to jail?
Whilst doctors against him do make war
He makes love without a care
'Tis true Avis is not his by law
But in love and war all's fair.