[00:00.000] 作词 : AJSTYLES/旋风响尾斜
[00:01.000] 作曲 : AJSTYLES
[00:14.067]后期混缩/母带：Winsun@ Pokémonboy$
[00:21.859]BEAT：COAST MUSIC
[00:22.362]
[00:23.366]Hook：
[00:24.622]喝早茶~~~喝早茶~~~喝早茶~~~
[00:32.909]叫上你大姨妈~~~woo~~~
[00:36.676]喝早茶~~~喝早茶~~~喝早茶~~~
[00:42.202]叫上你大姨妈~~~woo~~~
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[00:43.458]响尾斜：
[00:46.223]一早起来想喝个茶
[00:48.984]想破头都不知道去哪
[00:51.746]呼拉圈都转了几十下
[00:54.255]yeah~刚好表哥给电话
[00:57.017]表哥~表哥~表哥~
[00:59.528]提下我条底裤拿张点心卡
[01:02.540]那一颗烧卖想足了罗志祥
[01:05.301]为了这个搭配 叫个剁肉肠
[01:08.062]O~我要点一份紫菜卷
[01:10.825]哇实在太大了噎到我气喘
[01:13.084]猪猪流沙包~A~上面放片姜
[01:16.099]捅穿了它的鼻孔马上有流沙
[01:18.609]为啥我的糯米鸡中间有条缝
[01:21.372]打开才知道~哇~里面有芝心
[01:24.134]怎么办 吃到肚子都撑爆了
[01:25.894]有没搞错还有咸鱼粥
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[01:26.898]Hook：
[01:30.414]喝早茶~~~喝早茶~~~喝早茶~~~
[01:32.927]叫上你大姨妈~~~woo~~~
[01:37.439]（姨妈很威风邀请各方亲戚请喝茶 庆祝姨丈他荣升局长）
[01:41.458]喝早茶~~~喝早茶~~~喝早茶~~~
[01:43.717]叫上你大姨妈~~~woo~~~
[01:46.730]（糯米鸡虾饺山竹牛肉肠 特价点心限量供应大家争着抢）
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[01:48.235]AJSTLES：
[01:50.997]有空喝茶这句说着有点俗套
[01:53.759]每次坐下好想翻开了本族谱
[01:56.271]深圳表叔香港表哥美国表嫂
[01:59.296]由读书找工作再说到娶媳妇儿
[02:02.059]部长催上菜 一直按对讲机
[02:04.571]催了超级久 居然还出不来
[02:06.831]阿叔喝多了 在那大声叫
[02:10.094]上菜啦 我杯九江都喝完了
[02:12.857]隔壁那桌相亲  车楼逼着买
[02:15.619]隔壁那位帅哥  时间还早着
[02:17.879]伯母一边说着一边展示着钻戒
[02:20.893]说如果女儿嫁给某君她一定做少奶奶
[02:24.407]一张桌是一座城池一个厅是一个城市
[02:27.924]一张桌大家好好谈 那就一定成事
[02:31.188]一个族群难得坐在一起 注定是一件盛事
[02:31.690]AJSTLES&响尾斜：
[02:36.463]喝早茶~~~喝早茶~~~喝早茶~~~
[02:42.492]叫上你大姨妈~~~woo~~~
[02:47.768]喝早茶~~~喝早茶~~~喝早茶~~~