(Essentially a reading of the Mindless Self Indulgence song "Like Shit") 
Oh, surprise, make mine a supersize.
Fuck all this metal shit I'm bringing back the synthesize.
Y'all don't realise, I'm what you criticise.
I tried to compart- *ahem*
I tried to compartmentalise but I didn't know what it meant.
Just like this, sippin' bacardi.
Just like this, la-di-da-di.
Just like this, just like this!