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[00:01.260]Sometimes (ohhh), something beautiful happens in this world (Akon)
[00:05.480]You don't know how to express yourself so (and Lonely Island)
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[00:08.670]You just gotta sing
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[00:10.270]I just had sex, and it felt so good!
[00:17.110]A woman let me put my penis inside of her!
[00:21.580]I just had sex, and I'll never go back
[00:28.560]to the not-havin'-sex ways of the past
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[00:33.760]Have you ever had sex? I have - it feel great!
[00:36.870]It felt so good when I did it with my penis
[00:39.710]A girl let me do it - it literally just happened
[00:42.600]Havin' sex can make a nice man out the meanest!
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[00:45.300]Never guess where I just came from - I had sex!
[00:48.210]If I had to describe the feeling - it was the best!
[00:51.040]When I had the sex, man my penis felt great!
[00:53.940]And I called my parents right after I was done
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[00:56.730]Oh hey, didn't see you there - guess what I just did!
[00:59.680]Had sex, undressed - saw her boobies and the rest
[01:02.450]Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing
[01:05.240]Nice of any girl ever - now sing!
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[01:07.490]I just had sex, and it felt so good!
[01:14.090]A woman let me put my penis inside of her!
[01:18.700]I wanna tell the world!
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[01:20.190]To be honest I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
[01:22.860]Doesn't really make sense - but man, screw it!
[01:25.400]I ain't one to argue with a good thing
[01:27.550]She could be my wife - that good? The best 30 seconds of my life!
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[01:31.050]I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her
[01:33.950]'Cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
[01:36.780]With that in mind, the soft, nice smellin' girl's better
[01:39.640]'Cuz she let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater
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[01:42.500]So this one's dedicated to them girls
[01:45.320]that let us flop around on top of them!
[01:47.950]If you're near or far, whether short or tall
[01:50.940]We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you!
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[01:53.870]She kept lookin' at her watch - doesn't matter have sex!
[01:56.760]But I cried the whole time - doesn't matter have sex!
[01:59.460]I think she might've been a racist - doesn't matter have sex!
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[02:02.130]She put a bag one my head - still counts!
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[02:04.410]I just had sex, and my dreams came true!
[02:10.890]So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes
[02:13.710]Then you're qualified to sing with me!
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[02:15.710]I just had sex (everybody sing!), and it felt so good! (we all had sex!)
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[02:22.390]A woman let me put my penis inside of her! (I wanna tell the whole world!)
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[02:27.300]I just had sex, and I'll never go back (never go back!)
[02:34.310]to the not-havin'-sex ways of the past (it felt so great...)
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