[ti:japan] [ar:the lonely island] [00:03.52]Whoa! [00:04.63]I can't believe we're in Japan! [00:06.91]Look at all the lights! [00:09.17]The food! [00:09.98]The people! [00:11.03]Wow! [00:13.39]We're three cool white friends in Japan (Japan!) [00:18.88]We've never been to Japan [00:20.49]So we wrote a song about the three of us in Japan [00:23.90]And our label has to pay for it [00:27.06]Here we are at our five star hotel [00:29.37]The one from LOST IN TRANSLATION (In Japan!) [00:32.69]The views are amazing [00:34.74]And their champagne waiting [00:36.75]Because that's how we wrote it (Yummy!) [00:38.96]And now the label has to pay for the video (yay!) [00:43.42]And pay for everything that we say (no matter what!) [00:46.33]For example I'll be getting a massage right now [00:50.08]And I'll be drinking some sake (So expensive!)(Who cares?) [00:54.17]Here we are at the most expensive sushi restaurant in Japan (mmm!) [00:59.06]And now we're at Tokyo Disneyland [01:01.59]And now we're in Hawaii for one random shot that our label has to pay for! [01:05.71]Cause we're three cool white friends in Japan (In Asia!) [01:12.58]The fact that we're white isn't why we're friends [01:15.09]But we are white,and we're friends (In Japan) [01:21.05]At this point in the video we'll be super drunk (WEEEE!) [01:24.47]Standing near some kind of Dragon [01:26.68]And then we'll buy some stinky used girls panties [01:29.78]Out of one of those pervert vending machines [01:34.15]Now we've seen sumo wrestling live [01:37.19]Unless we get dropped by our label [01:40.92]Cause we're three white douchebags in Japan (That's us!) [01:45.98]It's all part of our master plan [01:47.95]To get some much needed R&R [01:50.61]At the expense of Universal Records [01:53.86]Wow Look at all this Japanese money [01:57.18]It's called Yen [01:58.19]I heard it's worth more than American money [02:00.30]Let's dump it in the river! [02:02.41](phone rings) [02:05.09]Moshi Moshi [02:05.49]Guys it's the label [02:06.70]This video's really expensive and- [02:07.95]BYE!! [02:08.40]Pokemon! [02:08.70]Dump it in the River! [02:11.41]Our rental car! [02:12.91]Dump it in the River! [02:14.61]This old guy! [02:16.07]Dump him in the river! [02:17.85]And now we're flying home first class!