[ti:japan]
[ar:the lonely island]
[00:03.52]Whoa!
[00:04.63]I  can't  believe  we're  in  Japan!
[00:06.91]Look  at  all  the  lights!
[00:09.17]The  food!
[00:09.98]The  people!
[00:11.03]Wow!
[00:13.39]We're  three  cool  white  friends  in  Japan （Japan!）
[00:18.88]We've  never  been  to  Japan
[00:20.49]So  we  wrote  a  song  about  the  three  of  us  in  Japan
[00:23.90]And  our  label  has  to  pay  for  it
[00:27.06]Here  we  are  at  our  five  star  hotel
[00:29.37]The  one  from  LOST  IN  TRANSLATION （In  Japan!）
[00:32.69]The  views  are  amazing
[00:34.74]And  their  champagne  waiting
[00:36.75]Because  that's  how  we  wrote  it （Yummy!）
[00:38.96]And  now  the  label  has  to  pay  for  the  video （yay!）
[00:43.42]And  pay  for  everything  that  we  say （no  matter  what!）
[00:46.33]For  example  I'll  be  getting  a  massage  right  now
[00:50.08]And  I'll  be  drinking  some  sake （So  expensive!）（Who  cares?）
[00:54.17]Here  we  are  at  the  most  expensive  sushi  restaurant  in  Japan （mmm!）
[00:59.06]And  now  we're  at  Tokyo  Disneyland
[01:01.59]And  now  we're  in  Hawaii  for  one  random  shot  that  our  label  has  to  pay  for!
[01:05.71]Cause  we're  three  cool  white  friends  in  Japan （In  Asia!）
[01:12.58]The  fact  that  we're  white  isn't  why  we're  friends
[01:15.09]But  we  are  white,and  we're  friends （In  Japan）
[01:21.05]At  this  point  in  the  video  we'll  be  super  drunk （WEEEE!）
[01:24.47]Standing  near  some  kind  of  Dragon
[01:26.68]And  then  we'll  buy  some  stinky  used  girls  panties
[01:29.78]Out  of  one  of  those  pervert  vending  machines
[01:34.15]Now  we've  seen  sumo  wrestling  live
[01:37.19]Unless  we  get  dropped  by  our  label
[01:40.92]Cause  we're  three  white  douchebags  in  Japan （That's  us!）
[01:45.98]It's  all  part  of  our  master  plan
[01:47.95]To  get  some  much  needed  R&R
[01:50.61]At  the  expense  of  Universal  Records
[01:53.86]Wow  Look  at  all  this  Japanese  money
[01:57.18]It's  called  Yen
[01:58.19]I  heard  it's  worth  more  than  American  money
[02:00.30]Let's  dump  it  in  the  river!
[02:02.41]（phone  rings）
[02:05.09]Moshi  Moshi
[02:05.49]Guys  it's  the  label
[02:06.70]This  video's  really  expensive  and-
[02:07.95]BYE!!
[02:08.40]Pokemon!
[02:08.70]Dump  it  in  the  River!
[02:11.41]Our  rental  car!
[02:12.91]Dump  it  in  the  River!
[02:14.61]This  old  guy!
[02:16.07]Dump  him  in  the  river!
[02:17.85]And  now  we're  flying  home  first  class!