[00:00.00] 作曲 : Campbell, Samberg, Schaffer ...
[00:10.68]Reach for the stars
[00:17.52]Whoa, yeah..
[00:24.59]You stand on a distant planet
[00:27.03]Skyline of red plateaus
[00:29.47]Strange air and vegetation
[00:32.29]You're a winner
[00:34.72]Welcome to the space olympics
[00:37.27]The year 3022
[00:39.76]Take part in a grand tradition
[00:42.21]Your name that goes in the halls of the universe
[00:44.85]Oh, yeah...
[00:57.62]Believe in yourself
[01:02.34]Take your game into outer space
[01:05.13]Every single galatic athlete
[01:07.55]Needs an ID coded badge
[01:10.18]Drug tests are mandatory
[01:12.91]You're a winner
[01:15.09]The athlete's village is on Zargon
[01:17.81]You all get a junior suite
[01:20.22]We don't cover incidentals
[01:22.82]So keep your ass out the mini-bar
[01:28.59]You're the best in the world
[01:32.58]Brace yourself cause there's no gravity
[01:38.53]You're in the mother fuckin space olympics
[01:42.53]Yeah..
[01:46.03]You'll be known by every nation
[01:48.04]You'll only get one meal a day
[01:50.70]There was a bit of a budget snafu
[01:53.36]And food funding is insufficient
[01:55.64]We can't really enforce a curfew
[01:58.33]As there is no light or sound
[02:01.05]Just one of the many problems
[02:03.14]with hosting a sporting event in space
[02:06.09]"Attention all athletes. There are minor scheduling adjustments"
[02:11.12]Space disc is totally cancelled
[02:13.58]Space swords is totally cancelled
[02:16.04]Space luge is also cancelled
[02:18.50]And all other events are pending
[02:21.07]Welcome to your space olympics
[02:23.66]All the oxygen has run out
[02:26.27]And someone who will not be named
[02:28.56]Accidentally hit self-destruct
[02:31.38]As you file to your escape pods
[02:33.95]I'll distract the alien hoards
[02:36.43]And as I stare death in the face
[02:38.84]I know my sins will take me to hell
[02:41.49]You do it for the love
[02:45.51]My love
[02:48.25]And there ain't no woman that can take your spot, my love
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