[00:00.00] 作曲 : Fuller, Hammond, Samberg ...
[00:10.89]Now let's take a trip down memory lane
[00:14.67]Back to junior high school where it all began
[00:17.10]Three bad little kids raising hell at school
[00:19.89]We were just thirteen straight acting the fool
[00:22.52]Everyday after class Kiv's house was the spot
[00:24.64]Making crazy prank calls hoping not to get caught
[00:27.31]Best friends, blood brothers, yo we're one in the same
[00:30.01]Till one faithful afternoon when everything changed
[00:32.60]One day playing punch out up in Kiv's room
[00:35.05]The house started shaking and we heard a kaboom
[00:37.74]Looked out the back window saw a billowin' smoke
[00:40.28]Yo, your backyard is smashed
[00:41.51]Man, this isn't a joke
[00:42.73]Yo, let's go check this out man
[00:43.80]Oh, what was that'
[00:44.37]Alright, bet, let's go
[00:45.22]All the smoke and debris led straight to the basement
[00:47.89]Yo, what the hell is that'
[00:49.24]Man, it looks like a spaceship
[00:50.59]We all ran for cover as the hatch opened wide
[00:53.08]And a little green dude stepped out from inside
[00:55.74]He said: I'm from Mars and I come in peace
[00:58.27]I have something to ask and it's not discreet
[01:00.70]There's a mutated strain in our DNA helix
[01:03.26]And you three kids are the ones who can heal it
[01:05.83]But we're just thirteen
[01:07.18]Man, what can we do'
[01:08.58]Um, how should I put this'
[01:09.85]I think we should screw
[01:11.10]Whaaat'
[01:11.57]On my home planet we can no longer breed
[01:13.55]I've been sent as a receptacle to store in your seed
[01:16.14]Store in our seed'
[01:17.48]Yo, I think he means sex
[01:18.70]Man, I'm a virgin
[01:20.08]We all are
[01:20.98]Bet!
[01:21.62]I'm just gonna lie here and close my eyes
[01:23.83]Awh, what should we do'
[01:24.95]Now it's spreading its thighs
[01:26.08]You'll be heroes on my planet
[01:27.57]But why us three'
[01:28.87]You're the chosen ones
[01:30.26]You'll just have to trust me
[01:31.00]Yo, should we do it'
[01:32.55]Man, I don't know
[01:33.58]Yo, I say we put it to a vote
[01:34.49]All in favor say I
[01:35.42]I!
[01:36.94]Okay, we're in
[01:37.86]Cool
[01:38.44]Who should go first'
[01:39.35]I have three depositories to capture your burst
[01:41.64]Wait, so at the same time'
[01:42.98]Yeah, that's what I was thinking
[01:44.34]Here's some wine coolers
[01:45.68]Let's get you boys drinking
[01:46.95]We pounded the drinks and started gettin' tipsy
[01:49.42]Then took our positions and started getting' frisky
[01:51.87]One in the front
[01:53.31]And two in the back
[01:54.58]Had it locked up like a Chinese finger trap
[01:57.03]Keep pumpin' away
[01:58.33]My wife and family thank you
[01:59.70]I'm about to explode
[02:00.87]Yo son, me too
[02:02.13]Three-way Climax!
[02:03.99]Best friends forever
[02:04.98]What a blessing to have lost our virginities together!
[02:06.68]Yeah!
[02:07.40]Andy, Jorm and Kiv
[02:08.75]You've saved my race
[02:09.91]Your reward is one wish
[02:11.17]Then I'll go back to space
[02:12.44]We looked at each other
[02:13.79]Didn't have to talk
[02:15.03]Knew exactly what we wanted before it took off
[02:17.33]Mister Alien, sir
[02:18.69]For what it's worth
[02:20.08]We want to be the greatest fake MCs on earth
[02:22.48]Your wish is granted
[02:23.70]And thanks again
[02:25.25]I may have saved my planet but I'm loosing three friends
[02:27.57]What happened today was both incredible and bad
[02:30.19]Therefore your name is Incredibad
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