作曲 : Fuller, Hammond, Samberg ...
Now let's take a trip down memory lane
Back to junior high school where it all began
Three bad little kids raising hell at school
We were just thirteen straight acting the fool
Everyday after class Kiv's house was the spot
Making crazy prank calls hoping not to get caught
Best friends, blood brothers, yo we're one in the same
Till one faithful afternoon when everything changed
One day playing punch out up in Kiv's room
The house started shaking and we heard a kaboom
Looked out the back window saw a billowin' smoke
Yo, your backyard is smashed
Man, this isn't a joke
Yo, let's go check this out man
Oh, what was that'
Alright, bet, let's go
All the smoke and debris led straight to the basement
Yo, what the hell is that'
Man, it looks like a spaceship
We all ran for cover as the hatch opened wide
And a little green dude stepped out from inside
He said: I'm from Mars and I come in peace
I have something to ask and it's not discreet
There's a mutated strain in our DNA helix
And you three kids are the ones who can heal it
But we're just thirteen
Man, what can we do'
Um, how should I put this'
I think we should screw
Whaaat'
On my home planet we can no longer breed
I've been sent as a receptacle to store in your seed
Store in our seed'
Yo, I think he means sex
Man, I'm a virgin
We all are
Bet!
I'm just gonna lie here and close my eyes
Awh, what should we do'
Now it's spreading its thighs
You'll be heroes on my planet
But why us three'
You're the chosen ones
You'll just have to trust me
Yo, should we do it'
Man, I don't know
Yo, I say we put it to a vote
All in favor say I
I!
Okay, we're in
Cool
Who should go first'
I have three depositories to capture your burst
Wait, so at the same time'
Yeah, that's what I was thinking
Here's some wine coolers
Let's get you boys drinking
We pounded the drinks and started gettin' tipsy
Then took our positions and started getting' frisky
One in the front
And two in the back
Had it locked up like a Chinese finger trap
Keep pumpin' away
My wife and family thank you
I'm about to explode
Yo son, me too
Three-way Climax!
Best friends forever
What a blessing to have lost our virginities together!
Yeah!
Andy, Jorm and Kiv
You've saved my race
Your reward is one wish
Then I'll go back to space
We looked at each other
Didn't have to talk
Knew exactly what we wanted before it took off
Mister Alien, sir
For what it's worth
We want to be the greatest fake MCs on earth
Your wish is granted
And thanks again
I may have saved my planet but I'm loosing three friends
What happened today was both incredible and bad
Therefore your name is Incredibad