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[00:03.060]Sometimes (ohhh), something beautiful happens in this world (Akon)
[00:07.280]You don't know how to express yourself so (and Lonely Island)
[00:10.470]You just gotta sing...
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[00:12.070]I just had sex, and it felt so good!
[00:18.910]A woman let me put my penis inside of her!
[00:23.380]I just had sex, and I'll never go back
[00:30.360]to the not-havin'-sex ways of the past
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[00:35.560]Have you ever had sex? I have - it feel great!
[00:38.670]It felt so good when I did it with my penis
[00:41.510]A girl let me do it - it literally just happened
[00:44.400]Havin' sex can make a nice man out the meanest!
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[00:47.100]Never guess where I just came from - I had sex!
[00:50.010]If I had to describe the feeling - it was the best!
[00:52.840]When I had the sex, man my penis felt great!
[00:55.740]And I called my parents right after I was done
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[00:58.530]Oh hey, didn't see you there - guess what I just did!
[01:01.480]Had sex, undressed - saw her boobies and the rest
[01:04.250]Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing
[01:07.040]Nice of any girl ever - now sing!
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[01:09.290]I just had sex, and it felt so good!
[01:15.890]A woman let me put my penis inside of her!
[01:20.500]I wanna tell the world!
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[01:21.990]To be honest I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
[01:24.660]Doesn't really make sense - but man, screw it!
[01:27.200]I ain't one to argue with a good thing
[01:29.350]She could be my wife - that good? The best 30 seconds of my life!
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[01:32.850]I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her
[01:35.750]'Cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
[01:38.580]With that in mind, the soft, nice smellin' girl's better
[01:41.440]'Cuz she let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater
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[01:44.300]So this one's dedicated to them girls
[01:47.120]that let us flop around on top of them!
[01:49.750]If you're near or far, whether short or tall
[01:52.740]We wanna thank you all for lettin' us **** you!
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[01:55.670]She kept lookin' at her watch - doesn't matter have sex!
[01:58.560]But I cried the whole time - doesn't matter have sex!
[02:01.260]I think she might've been a racist - doesn't matter have sex!
[02:03.930]She put a bag one my head - still counts!
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[02:06.210]I just had sex, and my dreams came true!
[02:12.690]So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes
[02:15.510]Then you're qualified to sing with me!
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[02:17.510]I just had sex (everybody sing!), and it felt so good! (we all had sex!)
[02:24.190]A woman let me put my penis inside of her! (I wanna tell the whole world!)
[02:29.100]I just had sex, and I'll never go back (never go back!)
[02:36.110]to the not-havin'-sex ways of the past (it felt so great...)
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