[00:00.00] 作曲 : Barnes, Samberg, Schaffer ...
[00:04.40]Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you
[00:05.96]Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
[00:08.20]So just sit down and listen
[00:12.50]Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time)
[00:18.40]And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
[00:23.70](Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
[00:30.40]Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
[00:36.50]A gift real special, so take off the top
[00:41.70]Take a look inside - It's my dick in a box
[00:47.80]Not gonna get you a diamond ring
[00:50.70]That sort of gift don't mean anything
[00:54.00]Not gonna get you a fancy car
[00:57.00]Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
[01:00.00]Not gonna get you a house in the hills
[01:03.00]A girl like you needs somethin' real
[01:05.80]Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
[01:08.70]Somethin' special girl
[01:10.80]It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
[01:16.80]It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
[01:23.10]See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah)
[01:28.10]And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
[01:35.50]To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
[01:38.90]It's easy to do just follow these steps
[01:41.70]One：Cut a hole in a box
[01:44.60]Two：Put your junk in that box
[01:48.80]Three：Make her open the box
[01:50.70]And that's the way you do it
[01:53.00]It's my dick in a box… my dick in a box babe
[01:58.80]It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
[02:05.80]Christmas; dick in a box
[02:08.70]Hanukkah; dick in a box
[02:12.10]Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
[02:14.70]Every single holiday a dick in a box
[02:17.80]Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
[02:20.50]Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
[02:23.50]Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
[02:32.30]A dick in a box…