作词 : Merrill Garbus
 作曲 : Merrill Garbus
 I've got news for you honey
 I've got news for you baby
 I'm not going to stick around here anymore
 If you treat me badly
 I'm not going to stick around here anymore
 If you treat me badly
 I've got news for you honey
 I've got news for you now
 I've got news for you honey
 I get pregnant with birds who sing better than you
 I've got news for you honey
 I get pregnant with birds who sing prettier than you
 I can get real pregnant with birds
 That sing really prettier than you
 I can get real pregnant from men & birds
 Who sing much prettier than you
 I've got news for you honey
 I've got news for you now
 I've got news
 I've got news
 I've got news for you baby
 I don't need no booze to get it up in the morning
 I've got news for you honey
 I don't need any booze to get it up in the morning
 I don't need no booze I don't need anything
 To get it up early in the morning
 I don't need no booze I don't need anything
 To get it up in the morning
 I've got news for you honey
 I've got news for you now
 I've got news for you now
 I've got news for you now
 I've got news for you honey
 I've got news for you now
 I've got news