[00:26.86]The Emperor makes his rounds
[00:30.51]Master of all Cats
[00:40.28]Fat in the Midwest
[00:44.74]Emperor rolls his little balls
[00:48.59]Catland
[01:05.78] Says hi to his pal Walter
[01:14.64]For all that smoking in the backyard
[01:29.60]The neighbors do not understand, he's an aberration
[01:36.76]Even makes a funny noise
[01:43.83]He plays great hunter with a ball-point pen
[01:57.28]When the cat's away, ah, it's a regular rat day
[02:04.15]When the rat's away, ah, King Cat, King Cat can play day
[02:13.56]I jump around with my wang in the wind
[02:21.78]It flops around, you admired it
[02:28.61]I am your neighbor now
[02:32.61]You can't stop me now
[02:42.43]If you service me
[02:45.50]I will eat what I am given
[02:49.30]If not, then all I want is something else
[03:02.71]You'll do anything for for me
[03:06.24]In exchange
[03:10.65]I'll piss on everything you value
[03:17.71]I am the Emperor of Cats
[03:20.37]I do what I want now, cats
[03:23.81]I do what I want now, cats
[03:28.56]I **** outside if I want to
[03:53.97]All a part of my, ow, kitty empire